gigantorthemooseking:

singularbioticss:

tsarbucks:

okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post 

so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out 

and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…

what

the

fuck

At least it worked???

That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.

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vangoghkid:

I want to be one of those bloggers that posts like a daily selfie all the time but tbh I’m only photogenic on like the third tuesday of the month after a full moon if it’s rained 7.2cm in the past week

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• me: *is drawing*
• person: *walks by*
• me: *covers drawing using entire arm*

• blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
• someone: looks like urine trouble
• tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
• tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
• tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
• tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
• tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
• tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
• tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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buttalecki:

when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said ”who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said ”no the correct answer is the word sorry“ and it was in that moment that i lost my trust in the entire education system

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• "this isn't a competition you guys"
• -me in last place

dxrekhxle:

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

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gnarly:

when you accidentally open a message you didnt wanna open and now you have to reply

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graynbow:

Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…

embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.

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